July 14th, 2025 // Vol. XXXVIII // Drawing A Blank

The weekend has come and gone. Therefore, we are back. Still from warm and likely rainy Houston, happy:

  • National Mac and Cheese Day (This has to be one of the foods that is most deserving of a holiday. A true American classic, regardless of if it comes from a box)

  • National Nude Day (we’ve lost the plot with this one though. I hope to God I don’t see any of y’all celebrating)

  • National Tape Measure Day (My fondest memory of a tape measure is… Oh wait, I don’t have one. Remind me why this needs a holiday?)

Enough dilly-dallying—Let’s have a day:

QOTD 38: Which fast food chain has the best fries?

I’m hoping to generate a lot of debate from this one, so head to Instagram to join the conversation.

Yesterday’s Results

Big dogs or small dogs?

Big dogs won with about 75% of the vote, which was about as expected.

LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

This was going to come out by noon, but Beehiiv gave me issues. And that is totally not a lie.

As always, email me with any column requests or content ideas. Now, it’s a great day to have a day. Drink plenty of water. Go outside. And remember: the greatest gift of life is simply being alive. Make the most of it.

Hasta mañana.

Boofy