July 28th, 2025 // Vol. XLVIII // Drop It Like It's Hot

Happy Monday! I’m pretty sure it’s hot and humid just about everywhere in the country, so welcome to what it’s like living in Houston just about always. Happy:

• National Waterpark Day (I guess this is a great way to cool down… if you don’t mind waiting in lines and burning the shit out of your feet)

• National Milk Chocolate Day (growing up is realizing that dark chocolate blows milk chocolate out of the water)

• National Buffalo Soldiers Day (The museum honoring these historic regiments is actually in Houston—might have to pay it a visit)

Today, I actually have a legitimate excuse for a delayed release: I was at Texans’ training camp. Despite any rumors you may have heard, it was only as an onlooker. Let’s have a day:

QOTD 48: College Football or NFL?

We’re so close to football season that I can taste it. Let me know which you prefer on Instagram

Yesterday’s Results

Y’all stuck to the big names when it came to your favorite superheroes. Votes for Spider-Man, Superman, Batman (or DA BAT, as one of y’all put it). They’re classics for a reason. The best answer, though, recognized the character who made one morbillion dollars at the box office, Morbius.