May 21st, 2025 // Vol. XXV // Da Bearsss

Morning. There’s an alleged “cold front” rolling through Houston this morning, but I don’t know if I buy it. Hot or cold, some celebration is in order. Happy:

  • National Juice Slush Day (I’m gonna assume this includes Icees and Slurpees, because then I have an excuse to go get an Icee or Slurpee later. Not that I really need one)

  • National Waitstaff Day (tip your waiters—they’ll really want them now with the new law. Check “Need To Know News” for more)

  • National American Red Cross Founder’s Day (The ARC has been a large part of my life since I was 15. Probably a good thing that it was founded because it’s helped make me a solid amount of money)

Did you realize that every date until May 29th will be the same forwards and backwards? 5/21/25, 5/22/25, etc., etc. With that in mind, let’s have a day:

QOTD 25: Are you loyal to one barber or do you switch around?

Vote on Instagram.

Yesterday’s Results

Would you rather hot temps or high humidity?

good to see that the readership is very well-educated. for the sake of their dignity, I won’t scroll down to see who picked “hot temps”

LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

Shorter one today because as anyone whose seen me in person recently knows, I need a haircut. So I’m going to get a haircut. Good thing I’m in Houston, because that’s where the only man I trust to cut my hair is. If you need a cut, Josh at Chophouse Barber Co. is the only answer. And this is not a paid promo.

As always, email me with any column requests or content ideas. Now, it’s a great day to have a day. Drink plenty of water. Go outside. And remember: the greatest gift of life is simply being alive. Make the most of it.

Hasta mañana.

Boofy