May 27th, 2025 // Vol. XXVIII // Get Up, Sleepy Head

“Good afternoon,” I say, rubbing sleep out of my eyes. I’m slightly ashamed to admit it, but I didn’t even get a glimpse of the morning today. Really trying to soak up my last weeks as a college student I guess. Due to my tardiness, though, I’ve missed most of the celebrations for:

• National Grape Day (Green grapes >>> red grapes, and if you want a truly transcendental grape experience, freeze ‘em.)

• National Grape Popsicle Day (Come on, now. Who didn’t have the foresight to split these up? Now all of your grapes are in one basket.)

• National Cellophane Tape Day (You gotta be kidding me with this shit.)

Given that terrible selection of national days, I hope you celebrated well over the long weekend, while making sure to honor our veterans who gave everything so we can live the lives we do today. Keep that in mind as we embark to have a day (at least what’s left of it):

QOTD 28: Do you recline your seat on the airplane?

Poll in the IG Story

Yesterday’s Results

Do you drink coffee?

The story poll expired while I was on an airplane, but if I had to guess, most of y’all do.